Israeli gov't to offer Amona settlers new land in West Bank

Santa Clara, CA – Juan Guzman, a 58-year-old cab driver, was dispatched to pick up a fare at a local hospital Wednesday afternoon. Once he arrived, a hospital staffer told Guzman his services were not needed after all – he could leave. On his way out, Guzman spotted a 10-year-old girl sitting alone in the waiting room of the emergency department and began to rub his crotch. (The child’s mother was temporarily outside of the room, trying to get another of her spawn under control). A hospital employee noticed Guzman sitting next to the child and told him the girl didn’t need a ride anywhere, he should leave. Guzman left, but returned moments later and upped the ickness. Sitting next to the child, he exposed himself and began to jerk off. At one point, Guzman told the child to watch – she refused, stood up and left. The whole nasty incident was caught on camera and a staff member called the police. Another employee was able to distract Guzman and detain him long enough for the police to arrive. After making several incriminating statements, Guzman was arrested. Though he is not a registered sex offender, it’s likely he has pulled this kind of shit before and got away with it. He is now charged with indecent exposure and annoying or molesting a child.When you read in the next weeks of a man mooning the popemobile while shouting in Spanish, don’t say that you weren’t warned… […]

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Mozambique rebel leader announces truce extension

She then reportedly exited the restaurant and removed her clothing (NSFW photo here). A passing car trying to get through the melee came to a stop as the woman laid down on the hood in an obvious statement about …something (NSFW photo here). The woman reportedly then made her way back into the restaurant, where she continued her tirade by throwing Snapple bottles to the floor and at witnesses. That part of her tirade was immortalized on YouTube in a NSFW video here.Stewart was reported missing at around 1:30 a.m. on July 26, 2013; at the time, she and a sibling were being watched by a 16-year-old friend of the family while the children’s father was out helping an older son with a tire.

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Gold up slightly on Fed meeting

Now on to everything else, and I mean everything else. Jesus Christ this film has issues. For starters, the script is just bad. It’s not even that it doesn’t make sense, and it doesn’t, but the characters are not established and there’s no real structure to speak. Well, maybe that last part is unfair, I mean, it does have three acts so they at least got that part right, go figure.Morbid asked our staff writers to come up with their own top tens, and I’ve posted them in the forums. Here are Ruby’s Top Ten; Lizard’s Top Ten, and So Jaded’s Top Ten. And if you have a favorite (or un-favorite) story we missed, tell us about it. We want to know what moves you. In the upcoming year, we’ll be broadening our focus, sharpening our image, and maybe even putting a patch on that hole in Morbid’s couch. And I started writing this piece last year, so I guess it’s time to shuttup and publish.

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Brazil's Lula confirms plan to run for president in 2018

She told police that she and friends had been out stealing cars the night she struck Forbes, and that she may have been doing around 80 mph when she hit him. She said that she felt a bump, but had no idea she had hit a person. But according to her friends, that’s not the case.Written and directed by Vernon Zimmerman, the film kept this viewer’s interest for the most part. Zimmerman falls quite short of his mark though. A movie buff that snaps is certainly interesting enough material, but the heights for which he is reaching are just not attained in the writing. A shame too as this film had great potential. He does set the hook well though, opening the film with Eric jotting down notes in front of yet another movie, but it was his room that got my attention. Absolutely packed with movie posters and memorabilia it reminded me of my room as a teen, though my posters were mostly of Black Sabbath. The dysfunction between him and his Aunt is introduced at once, as is his obsession with the aforementioned Cagney character. So Zimmerman gets you interested, and then is off shooting pool somewhere, leaving you to figure it out for yourself. […]

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BMW Australia ordered pay back tens of millions of dollars to "misled" customers

Patty Rhodes’ son heard dogs whining from the house next door when he witnessed the horrific sight of two dogs strung up to a tree in a fashion that left them without the ability to do anything but stand there. “Whatever they were tied with was so tight, was around their neck so tight, if they tried to sit down, if they tried to lay down, they were actually hanging themselves.”When his search failed to yield any illegal substances, he enlisted the help of female trooper Kellie Helleson to assist in a cavity search of both women. So on the side of the road, in front of a camera and passing motorists, Helleson probed both women’s anus and vagina while using the same latex glove.

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Chinese yuan strengthens to 6.8731 against USD Thursday

The one thing the site has never experienced is making a lot of money. Despite our popularity and traffic, our subject matter and loose moderating style has made it very difficult for us to pair up with lucrative advertising partners. I don’t care about that too much, as this is still a hobby — so as long as it does not become a giant expense, I am more than happy doing what I do. […]

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